<>_<>WORDS CAN CREATE PICTURES.... ...<>_<>

Peace ------   War

Threat ------   Pretext

Tirany(It must be tyranny, but its acceptable) ------ Freedom

Dead ----- Alive

Unbelievable Paintings.... !!

                        These are paintings....... not photographs.

 

This is the work of a contemporary painter in Tamil Nadu....

see the luster of 'Kanchipuram silk'.

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BELIEVE THIS IS A PAINTING….

Now the MASTER PIECE….

BEACH SUNSETS PICTURES

just check this link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEH4Yum4nN4

Incredible And Marvelous Female Photography

HEALTH!

some images i like a lot.

IDIOT SIGHTING

IDIOT SIGHTING
When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car,

we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department

and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I

watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and

discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey", I announced to the technician, "it's open!"

His reply: "I know. I already got that side."

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS.

IDIOT SIGHTING
We had to have the garage door repaired. 
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not

have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at

that time, a 1/2 horsepower. 
He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower."

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. 
He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." 

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. 
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." 
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. 
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said, "We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing."
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. 

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING I live in a semi-rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative officet
o request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

From Kingman, KS 


IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. 
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce'.
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
-- From Kansas City 


IDIOT SIGHTING
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,

"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" 
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

Happened in Birmingham, Ala. 


IDIOT SIGHTING
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. 
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. 
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. 
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"

She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS            
IDIOT SIGHTING
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,' 
Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING 
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself a
nd for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. 

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff’s office, no less. 

IDIOT SIGHTING How would you pronounce this child's name?
"Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE 
Lay - a?? NO 
Lei?? Guess Again. 
This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo. 
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. 
It's pronounced "Ledasha". 
When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent." 

SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash. 
If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.

FAILURE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE A FAILURE.

Failure doesn’t mean you’re a failure, 
it does mean you haven’t succeeded yet.

Failure doesn’t mean you haven’t accomplished something, 
it does mean you have learned something.

Failure doesn’t mean you’ve been a fool, 
it does mean you have a lot of faith.

Failure doesn’t mean you’ve been disgraced, 
it does mean you were willing to try.

Failure doesn’t mean you don't have it, 
it does mean you have to do something in a different way.

Failure doesn’t mean you’re inferior, 
it does mean you’re not perfect.

Failure doesn’t mean you’ve wasted your time, 
it does mean you have a reason to start fresh.

Failure doesn’t mean you should give up, 
it does mean you should try harder.

Failure doesn’t mean you’ll never make it, 
it does mean it will take a little longer.

Failure doesn’t mean God has abandoned you, 
it does mean he has a better way.