For all those who think they are clever !

Here is a puzzle for you

Imagine you are in Hwange. You have been tied hanging on a tree with

a rope anchored on the ground,

a candle is slowly burning the rope,


and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one

around to help you. The only possible way is to somehow convince the


lion to BLOW the candle out. How do you do that?

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Sing Happy Birthday.

Unemployment explained

So how can over 873,000 people come off the unemployment

rolls when there were only a little over 114,000 jobs created?

Below is a transcript of a conversation between two eminent

economists discussing this very question!

 

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .

ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 7.8%.

COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?

ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%.

COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%.

ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed.

COSTELLO: Right 7.8% out of work.

ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%.

 COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 14.7% unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, that's 7.8%.

COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 7.8% or 14.7%?

ABBOTT: 7.8% are unemployed. 14.7% are out of work.

COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, Congress said you can't count the "Out of Work"

as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.

COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!

ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.

COSTELLO: What point?

ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work can't be counted

with those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair.

COSTELLO: To whom?

ABBOTT: The unemployed.

COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.

ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work.

Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up,

you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles that

would count as less unemployment?

ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't

look for work?

ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how they get it to 7.8%.Otherwise it would be 14.7%. 

Our govt. doesn't want you to read about 14.7% unemployment.

COSTELLO: That would be tough on those running for reelection.

ABBOTT: Absolutely.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you.That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

ABBOTT: Correct.

COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop

looking for a job?

ABBOTT: Bingo.

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down,

and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.

ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like an Economist.

COSTELLO: I don't even know what the hell I just said!

ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like Congress

roses in rainbow colours.

Test Your Name In Japanese Style

Some Beautiful Pictures I Like A Lot.

Always feel happy, You know why ? ....!!!!

William Shakespeare said : 

I always feel happy, you know why ? 

Because I don't expect anything from anyone 

Expectations always hurt ... 

Life is short ... 

So love your life ... 

Be happy and keep smiling 

Before you speak, Listen 

Before you write, Think 

Before you spend,  Earn 

Before you pray, Forgive 

Before you hurt,  Feel 

Before you hate,  Love 

That's Life . 

Feel it, Live it & Enjoy it

NICE QUOTE FRDS.

“What you think and say determines your personal power.”

Do you frequently hear yourself saying things like, “I can’t do that,” “It’s beyond me,” or, “I am not the person for this task?”

If you express negativity often enough, your mind will believe it as truth. It becomes a self -fulfilling prophecy and the longer it goes on the more you will be driven by false beliefs. You’ll be left feeling powerless and out of control.

Stop this vicious cycle!

Take notice of your inner chatter and vow to transform the “can’ts” into “cans.” Your internal voice must support you and give you reason to believe in yourself. It must foster respect and drive your potential. You are a capable woman, capable of endless possibilities.

Harness your negative thoughts today and make the transformation that destines you to greatness.

©Jane Powell