Wonderfully described definitions...

CIGARETTE: 
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! 

MARRIAGE: 
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree & a woman gains her master’s 

LECTURE: 
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either 

CONFERENCE: 
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present 

COMPROMISE: 
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece 

TEARS: 
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

 

CONFERENCE ROOM: 
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on 

ECSTASY: 
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before 

CLASSIC: 
A book which people praise, but never read 

SMILE: 
A curve that can set a lot of things straight! 

OFFICE: 
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life 

YAWN: 
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth 

EXPERIENCE: 
The name men give to their Mistakes 

DIPLOMAT: 
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip 

OPTIMIST: 
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway 

"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" 

MISER: 
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH! 

FATHER: 
A banker provided by nature 

BOSS: 
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early 

POLITICIAN: 
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later 
DOCTOR: 
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!