MISSING HUSBAND

Missing Husband

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

Lady: I lost my Husband

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inspector: What is his height?

Lady: I never noticed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lady: Not slim can be healthy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inspector: Colour of eye?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lady: Never noticed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Lady: Changes according to season

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inspector: What was he wearing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, hisleft foot  thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..