Tuesday, April 16, 2013

MISSING HUSBAND


Missing Husband
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:
Lady: I lost my Husband
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: What is his height?
Lady: I never noticed
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lady: Not slim can be healthy
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: Colour of eye?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lady: Never noticed
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Lady: Changes according to season
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: What was he wearing?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, hisleft foot  thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..

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