Tuesday, April 16, 2013

BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE PHOTOGRAPHY









MISSING HUSBAND


Missing Husband
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:
Lady: I lost my Husband
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: What is his height?
Lady: I never noticed
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lady: Not slim can be healthy
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: Colour of eye?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lady: Never noticed
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Lady: Changes according to season
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: What was he wearing?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, hisleft foot  thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

funny na

When You Don’t Want Someone to Say Something



When you’re feeling creepy



 When you are so happy you can’t control yourself


When You Were ‘That’ Close