Thursday, September 13, 2012

New Rajnikant series ---



Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.

Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan "via Bluetooth".

When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.

Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.

Rajnikanth knows "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT."

Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale
 
The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.

When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajnikanth!".

Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.

Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost's energy, and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.

Rajnikanth participated in a 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that because Light came second.

Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside" 

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