♥~♥ Tommy Cooper Jokes ♥~♥

 

• A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'.
  The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'.
• I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
• Slept like a log last night ........ Woke up in the fireplace.
• Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
• I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?'
• So he gave me a kite.